cant cook, wont cook

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Being single Crying or Very sad

I want my mummy Crying or Very sad

(not,she is a right nasty old cow) Very Happy

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mackem wrote:: Being single I want my mummy (not,she is a right nasty old cow)

We all need mothering from time to time, nowt wrong with that Very Happy

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Bitty?

Subject: Re: cant cook, wont cook Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:17 pm

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mackem wrote:: Bitty?

Well do you really want such an old dears bitty , we smell of cat wee dont we lol!

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Theres a few "specialist" ladies who advertise that sort of service,the trade name is "Milk-maids" Shocked

and their speciality is lactating for,and nappy-changing adult men Shocked

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mackem wrote:: Theres a few "specialist" ladies who advertise that sort of service,the trade name is "Milk-maids" and their speciality is lactating for,and nappy-changing adult men

I have a mental image of a mini milk ice lolly now for some reason lol!

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Yuukkk,frozen bitty-milk popsicle Embarassed

I saw one of the cards advertising a "Milkmaids" services in a phone box near the houses of parliament,thats got to explain the look on John Prescotts face,I think he got a sour mammary and had cottage cheese instead of milk Embarassed

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mackem wrote:: Yuukkk,frozen bitty-milk popsicle I saw one of the cards advertising a "Milkmaids" services in a phone box near the houses of parliament,thats got to explain the look on John Prescotts face,I think he got a sour mammary and had cottage cheese instead of milk

Thats all he deserves lol!